‘Bacchey bhagwan ka roop hote hain’. The ones who’d said it, probably never had any of their own. They are pure evil.
Mummy kasam,
no kidding. And the worst part is that they can get away with anything.
Like seriously, anything. Thanks to their puppy eyes and those chubby
cheeks. Damn it!
But not anymore. For we’ve collected some serious evidences that prove your little one can be the next Lucifer. Check it out.
1. Hasta Lavista, Baby.
2. Babysit her they said. It’d be easy they said.
3. Surprise! We whitewashed the house. Thank us later.
4. Best day ever!
5. Oh-kay, so that’s the Grand Canyon.
6. Oh, I had no idea that those were your favourite magazines.
7. Oops I did it again !
8. Up yours, photographer.
9. Let’s show these losers how it’s done.
10. Take that for telling us Santa was real.
11. What? I’d warned him.
12. Surprise, MoFo!
13. Jackpot!
14. So you cleaned me up. It’d be a shame if I shit myself again.
15. She doesn’t know it yet, but I just peed.
16. What? He’d always wanted a tattoo, didn’t he?
17. And then Donald Duck ran his sketch pen all over your couch.
18. So you’re telling me I can never ever be a hairdresser?
19. You still wanna give me a bath now?
Don’t let this post deter you from ever having children. Come to
think of it, they aren’t that bad. (I’m just saying this because a 5
year old is pointing a gun towards me. Peace!)
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